I must be getting home, Part II [Dec 4, 1981]

She couldn't control her laughter as he took his underwear off, and the fake large penis fell to the floor. Underneath was a small penis, only maybe an inch and a half long. "Ah, but watch this", he said. She watched as the small penis became bigger, and bigger, til it was at least 12 inches long and 3 inches wide. "Oh Jack", she murmured, "you really are a man after all". He giggled happily as her eyes went wide as the penis grew still larger. "Oh no, you mustn't, that might not be good for you" she said. And it grew and grew, and then : !!KABAM!! it burst. She shrieked and fell to the floor. He said "I'm really not a man after all, but a woman." She looked up now, and saw, to her horror that he now had a cunt, and it was dripping with come juice. And now she noticed the breasts, small but definitely feminine, as he(she) crept towards her. And then, all of a sudden, a spaceship hovered beyond the window, sent in a mechanical arm and started wrecking the apartment. It went up her cunt, and thru her mouth, and she died and made a mess on the carpet. And he cried, and flew back to his cave, where he hung upside down by his toes, ate grapes, and sulked all day.