What a day! what a day. Carnival is officially begun. Had the goldfish eating contest, and I WON! I couldn't believe it. Just before it started, I got in my get up: sleeveless undershirt, leather jacket, wristbands, dickie, and reflective sun-glasses What a riot! It looked fantastic. The whole school was in the bandring watching. There were about 10 people in the contest. It started off slowly. One guy started eating 8 at a time, and I thought for sure he would win. But we started running out of fish, and when the final 6 contestants had all eaten 30, they decided to have a bid to see how many one could eat at the same time. The person who bid and ate his number would win. It started low, and I just kept upping every number, until finally I said 16, and that was it. I knew I couldn't do it. If I missed, I would be out. I could've copped out, but I didn't. I just shoved all 16 in my mouth and started swallowing, crunching and chewing the little buggers as they squirmed in my mouth. I used all my will power, and refused to be grossed out - and I did it ! Wow, I won 2 1/2 cases. Jean-Guy (my pseudo name) the hero and champion. I got a Molson trophy. And I didn't even feel sick after 46 goldfish - 16 in one shot. I was great, but I hate boasting.
After, I went with Alec and Rich to the metro, and got a case of 12 of beer. We drank it in the B.R. It felt mighty good, 4 wasn't enough. We got some from the aquarium club, I had 6 in all. We were storming all around the school : kicking garbage cans, pissing all over the bathrooms, greasing my hair, freaking and rowdying in the library, throwing beer cans, and smashing beer bottles. What a total riot.
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